January 2010
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December 2009
59 posts
It Ain't Over Yet
2010, supposedly the beginning of the second decade of the new millenium. WRONG. 2010 is the beginning of the last year of the first decade of the new millenium. Just like the year 2000 was NOT in fact the beginning of the new millenium but the beginning of the last year of the old one; a fresh millenium began at the end of the year 2000 and the beginning of the year 2001. Sheesh.
Dec 30th
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P4wned
About Yoko … because I’m in a pensive mood and because I just came off a long discussion about relationships with my roommate: Am I supposed to fight for him? Does he want me to make some kind of “grand gesture?” Like … asking him to go steady? Once he said I only make him feel wanted when I’ve had too many drinks. I thought, Well, how wanted does one man need...
Dec 30th
Just Play →
Virtual keyboard from the Birmingham Grid for Learning. Cute. Reminds me of precious hours wasted on a Casio in childhood.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
WatchWatch
Christmas must’ve made me a little blood lusty because I cannot get enough of this Hit Girl red band trailer — specifically the part where she literally ropes a bad guy into firing a round into his own head. Trailer widget is locked. So enter your deets. Or just go here.
Dec 28th
Repo Men Red Band →
Despite the fact that Jude Law is an asshole, he’s also a brilliant actor. As shallow and single-minded as it makes me sound, brilliant acting capabilities will almost always endear me to a person who is otherwise known as an arrogant, philandering prick. This is what happens when narrative film becomes more important than eating. (Mint told me my “entertainment” bills outpaced...
Dec 27th
Dec 24th
FTW?
I just woke up from a dream in which the cops called me and told me one of my brothers was found murdered, his face smashed in with a rock. Post waking, it took me more than a few seconds to realize that it was just a dream and my brother is still alive and well in Westchester, planning his next vinyl hunt. Merry Christmas to me.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
We Didn't Use Protection
I became so antagonized on Monday that I violated my Doocery Protection rule. I had to tell a friend via email on Tuesday that I was sick to death of her besty. (This came after a night when sweetheart openly mocked another friend of mine … because that’s just “how she is.” To this I say, FK that SHT.) I’m also still trying to figure out what THE FK is going on with...
Dec 23rd
“I thought I ordered a dildo not a baby’s arm.”
– Lettie
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About Faces
There’s something to be said for striking while the iron is hot.
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WatchWatch
I love “The Rotten Tomatoes Show” on Current TV. It cracks me up. This week’s episode was no exception.
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“We teach our kids to read and write. Why don’t we teach them to shoot and...”
– Joe (Joseph Gordon-Levitt)
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“We’re trying to sell peace, like a product, you know, and sell it like...”
– John Lennon, 1969
Dec 8th
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“I can’t stand Natalie Portman. … She evokes no emotional response in...”
– Dana Stevens, Slate (Thank you.)
Dec 7th
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WatchWatch
The Deathly Hallows
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WatchWatch
Filmmakers, you will appreciate the crap out of this.
Dec 7th
The Runaways
The past year has been, among many other things, a process of reclaiming the city from people who are long gone. Sometimes I walk down a street and memory has labeled a specific corner as belonging to me and someone else. Or a specific restaurant or nook in the bar or part of a bridge or a stop on the subway, or maybe it’s just the way the setting sun hits a specific building on 9th Street...
Dec 5th
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lauren-simpson
chaosandbeauty: sanks for followinggg! new followers kinda make my day. Is that weird? :) You’re welcome. It’s hard for me to resist, when you say “pwease” so nicely.
Dec 4th
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Low Brow, High Heels
My shoes just broke in my feet. During the fourth hour I began to think, “So this is why women who are all dolled up get raped so easily. The rapists know they can’t run in those muthafking death-trap heels.” I ended up at the Sub Mercer for the NY-LON party and discovered the joint has a stripper pole in the alcove behind the DJ. Sub is really elegant and gorgeous and...
Dec 4th
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Center of the Universe Blogs
NYC, ya heard? Links from the far side of Gawker. http://dailyobsessional.blogspot.com/ http://guestofaguest.com/ http://ny-londoner.tumblr.com/ http://newyorkette.com/ http://www.newyorkology.com/index.php http://www.nyc-grid.com/ http://thegayrecluse.com/ http://www.chelseahotelblog.com
Dec 2nd